January 2010
52 posts
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José Gonzales - Heartbeats (The Knife cover)
“there most sexy noise any human can make without aid.”
– Definition of “bow chicka wow wow” from Urban Dictionary
Hello,
heyitslaurenx3:
How about that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City. You guys may not know this, but I consider myself…a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were two…so there was two of us in the pack. I…I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug...
Urban word of the day
Leno Giver
When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which sucks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor.
e.g.: He’s a leno giver.
Jack: Jenna. I wanna Tupac you.
Jenna: Fine. But I have to pee first.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Well, how big is your computer?”
Me: “My, uh… How big?”
Client: “Yeah. How big? Is it big enough to handle a big sign?”
Me: “Well it’s a newer MacBook Pro so, like I said, I shouldn’t have any trouble.”
Client: “No, like how many inches?”
Me: “Um, well… It has a 17-inch screen.”
Client: “Well that won’t work. We need something that’s thirty or forty inches wide....
The Tonight Show on sale on Craigslist →
“Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it’s...”
– Conan O’Brien
jj - Let go
Take me away like I overdose on...
“The jetski is the motorcycle of the sea!”
– Cole (Dave Franco in Scrubs)
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I (don't) want you back!
Oh tumblarity! You know we don’t like you out here so please stay where you are and stop bothering us with your +1/+3/-166. kthxbye.
BURN on last.fm
(The following took place on Notorious B.I.G. page)
KingOfRap: one of the very best rappers ever, his rapstyle is fucking great
Ridikul: if it is so great then why is he dead
Ridikul: ??
Niebeer: cause you touch yourself
Ridikul: ew dat is sick omg why would u say somethin like that
Ridikul: but really i do
Alex me fait découvrir jj
Alex: tu vois the xx?
Moi: ouais.
Alex: ba c'est pas du tout pareil.
Moi: ...
(merci Alex)
T7S 3x16 - Romantic Weekend
KELSO: Okay. So, I'm making out with Pam in the orchestra pit and everything is progressin' like normal until...
FEZ: What?
KELSO: You know the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls.
FEZ: Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor?
KELSO: No. Okay. Let me put it this way. The buffer wouldn't buff.
FEZ: Poor Mr. Cooper.
HYDE: No, Fez. I think what he's tryin' to say is the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat.
ERIC: The weasel wouldn't pop.
HYDE: The alphabet soup never spelled "go."
KELSO: Okay! All right! Enough!
ERIC: Actually, not quite. There are a lot of Amish people but they never raised a barn.
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atestu asked: Whassup chocolate lion?
Yup, still working on your nickname. I'll get there. Someday.
Yup, still working on your nickname. I'll get there. Someday.
