If you’re back from a date at the movies and you can remember all of it then it’s not a good job. For the two of you.
That 70’s Show: How To Burn!
Angie: Hey, Eric can I have some of your fries?
Eric: Sure.
Angie: Well I don’t want any. Burn!
Hyde: I think you’re confusing a burn, with just talking.
Kelso: Eric can I have some fries?
Eric: Yeah, help yourself.
Kelso: [grabs fries with his mouth] BURN
Eric: I knew you were going to do that, so I spit in them. BURN!
BURN!
Kobe bryant 3.2 seconds game winner Los Angeles Lakers vs Miami
Kobe is a freak of Nature.
Well he’s black so he’s awesome. Word.
Yeah, that’s him.
If you’re back from a date at the movies and you can remember all of it then it’s not a good job. For the two of you.
Eric: It IS a keg.
Kelso: Of beer!
Hyde: It must be a sign.
Kelso: Of beer.
Eric: Oh that’s it I’m cutting class every day.
I love that show.
Colbert’s Nuclear Explosion (via eboogiegreenie) Colbert is a genius.